dntdodrugs:

redwhiteandjacked:

If you’re a guy.

And you call a woman a “bitch” in public.

And I hear you do it.

You’re gonna have a bad time. 

This is so honorable dude I bet you get your dick sucked after every time you come to the rescue

perseues:

when will my reflection show who i am inside

m0xt:

Imagine being the kid that got benched so your coach could put Airbud the fucking dog in the game

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude